Out of Office

Como devem ter reparado, estive de férias!
Para mim, é sempre muito complicado ir de férias e pensar num "out of office" para colocar no email do trabalho.
Por isso mesmo, coloco dos mais simples:

"Thanks for your email !
I'm out of the office with very limited access to my email.
I'm back on Monday xxxx.
I will reply to your e-mails upon my return.

Best regards,

Gracias por su email!
Estoy de vacaciones.
Estare en la oficina el xxxx.


Agora deixo-vos aqui umas ideias mais criativas e arrojadas:
  1. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. I may be a little moody so be prepared.
  2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't received anything at all.
  3. Sorry to have missed you, but I am at the doctor's having my brain removed so I can be promoted to our management team.
  4. I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send me until I return from vacation on xxxxx. Please be patient, and you email will de deleted in the order it was received.
  5. Thanks you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first 10 words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.
  6. The email server is unable to verify your server connection and is unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try sending again
  7. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.
  8. Hi, I'm thinking about what you've just sent me. Please wait by your PC for my response.
  9. I've run away to join a different circus.
  10. I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as "Sharon" instead of "Steve"
(o melhor de tudo é ver a quantidade de pessoas que re-enviam o mail alguns minutos depois de receberem o Out of Office 6)

1 comentário:

Mariana disse...

Gostava de ter coragem para um dia destes deixar assim uma mensagem.